fa cup.29th january 2012

The gods of olympias are rubbing their threads like vic reeves shooting stars. The woman are tottering around in their togas fawning like ice vixens. Liverpool 2 Manchester united fa cup lady. What a fucking evolution. First published by Michael-sincerely 29th January 2012 all rights reserved...

honestly.29.1.12

The miracle didn't happen. Manchester city got their scare. Spurs played at times like an elite team. Quick, fierce, resolute two goals down did not stop spurs regrouping taking the game to city. First a debacle by city, then a thrashed strike by gareth bale brought the teams level. Spurs flooded the pitch ruffling city's mid field and the liability of their rear guard. Spur's passes were crisp doing the harder things well. Spurs should've poached the lead with a cross field ball cutting across the six yard box, defoe coming a micro second to best hart only for the ball to escape defoe's linker lunge harmlessly. Bolotelli should have been given a red card for his apparent stamp. He behaved like a undisciplined horse kicking down at his opponents head studs raised. The penalty for Manchester city was deserved and spurs having pushed man city had earned Manchester city and Manchester united's respect. Manchester united will need to be caucious, something game changing is happening to spurs. Manchester united will need to be aware spurs will meet them at the theatre of dreams in march, when complaintency could yet bereft Manchester united the title. Arsenal 1 Manchester united 2. It is hard to ignore how often Manchester united get the breaks and the rub of the green when it matters. Arsenal without key players who are participants in the African cup hurt Manchester united's preparation. It was a pity arsenals awoken spirit wasn't telling and velencia enjoyed the spoils knocking a placed header past arsenals slow reacting keeper. Manchester united piqued into life by Manchester city's win against spurs saw out the first half and the spirited resilience by arsenal. Arsenal emerged in to the second half with a renewed sense of purpose not to be embarrassed by the visitors. It was Manchester united who recouped the next goal. Danny welbeck highlighting again why he should be selected for England to face Holland at wembly in February. Manchester united's second goal should've have been arsenals curtain call. Then arsenal amended slickly play in van persie who made no mistake stealing a low short for the hosts. Flashes and grimaced half chances and arsenal began to tire. Manchester united didn't look like retaining the premier league in this seasons campaign, yet it must be noted Manchester united still had the impetus to defend like champions. I still believe Manchester city will win the title. I became convinced this would be the outcome when Manchester city gave Manchester united an obedience lesson at old trafford last October. Wins against spurs with respectful margins have proven Manchester city have the swagger to match any challenge. Manchester united in comparison must still face spurs, and spurs are starting to look like an inconspicuous shark about to take 3 points off of Manchester united's once regarded dominance. Manchester city whilst having a purposeful lead will not disregard matches against the newly promoted teams. Swansea in march. Newcastle and queens park rangers in may. Fulham in February could still dent Manchester city's ambition finding form at the right moment. Chelsea in march won't concern mancini too much. Chelsea are without the attitude that had brought them two premier league titles during Jose tenure. Chelsea have struggled to assert any type of challenge against either of the two front runners and they haven't covered themselves in glory with their last meeting with spurs. The result for spurs would've have been a more favorable one if spurs had the influx of bale and a much stronger squad. Mr ambrovich will not be impressed he is still looking up at rivals with more hunger having enjoyed limited success. Chelsea must hope their participation in the champions league doesn't end all too readily. It won't help chelseas cause either if torres doesn't hit the heights of an accomplished striker. King kenny must be counting his stars they were able to get a healthy return for him. First published by Michael-sincerely 29th January 2012 all rights reserved...

what is a wanker worth?27.112

If a banker responsible for keeping the golden goose in employment is worth its stock pay the man or woman deservedly. If the golden goose is all feathers and carcass, the wanker i mean the banker deserves public sector pay. Enough said really... Thank you for your contribution darling. Aptly put. First published by Michael-sincerely 27th January 2012 all rights reserved...

mr.kyle.no!.26th.january.2012.

We get it Mr Kyle its your show the Jeremy Kyle show. Stop acting like a pumped up lepricorn. "My gold, my gold!". Have some humility. You would be nothing without the tea lady, the runner, the boom operator, the after care team, accountant, cleaner and the window dresser. Lightning and fittings humbled beginnings. It's not about the naughty step exhailing too much helium the centre of attention. Tressed with the fickled finger of fate open to suggestions, Jeremy Kyle has entered the stage stand to attention. So after the commotion the sum of its parts the jeering and the assumption. We get it its called the Jeremy Kyle show no need for heckling remonstration. For once have some humility and muted personality rain down your compassion and your empathy show a little less about you and more about the sturdy good that you do. Peace... First published by Michael-sincerely 26th January 2012 all rights reserved...

its all about redknapp.25th.january.2012.

Let's underline the reason why hmrc are now chasing harry redknapp? Christmas bonus.

You've got to have the very best bubbly for them big wigs strutting like hens egg bound from an egg stuck up their arses.

Thank you darling for that valid point.

Leave harry redknapp alone and examine the real issues here, how two goverments have unceremoniously fucked up this country yet again.

Leave the hard working people who bring the cash cow into our country well alone.


And leave the disabled people who are being forced back to work. You are being ignorant to their basic needs senior government, completely oblivious to whatever disability each individual person has. It's all about the bottom-line. We are all just numbers on a pie chart.

Yeah that will work...

First published by Michael-sincerely 25th January 2012 all rights reserved.

a farcical.tragedy.25th.january2012.

I am incensed today people in Africa are still starving. That in this mass of land and vast emptiness people are still building trenches with limited tools.

It is a sickening truth with all this humantarian aid, Africa is still without basic needs. It is a fucking piss take we are shown the same news footage every single year.

It is inhuman that after all this aid garnered and fed to these televised appeals.

The same listless people ask for more. When in actual stark reality these people have ndfl. Not a fucking lot.

The celebrities enjoy a free holiday jet setting to these plighted countries. Conducting with a false pretense how fucking wonderful all this is. What one fucking hut with clipped straw for a thatched roof.

Yeah that's fucking astonishing. Please give yourself a pat on the back, and please don't get a hard dick for all the good you have done.

Admit this please you have only visited these plighted countries to feel humbled? And less excessive about your own lifestyle.

It's free publicity for organisations who in the background live comfortable lifestyles, and have a license to print money.

Where is the actual proof anything is being done? All I have gleaned from this news footage is the same mass of red sand and debilitated health from hunger and basic care.

Do you expect the general public to believe celebrities are doing all this good freely? Giving up their busy schedules to help someone else more needing?

Come on its a fucking farce, you are selling the general public a fucking farce. And it is starting to stink out the place pooh ooh.

Winner on record has always stated he wouldn't get out of bed for less than ten grand. I do not believe these celebrities are any different.

Stop giving yourself a hard Dick or fattened breasts, and stick to something you are good at lining your own pockets.

First published by Michael-sincerely 25th January 2012 all rights reserved...

honestly a new weekly article written by michael-sincerely 22.1.12

Are we being too optimistic believing spurs will beat Manchester city at the etihad stadium this afternoon? Wouldn't it be a fairer forecast to believe a draw for spurs is possible?

This wouldn't be outside spur's ambitions to atone for the 5.1 flogging at white hart lane. It would be very surreal beating Manchester city, and to achieve this ambition spurs would need the contributions of lennon, bale, modric and defoe.

Arsenal v Manchester united at the emirates stadium.

Much more praiseworthy would be arsenal beating Manchester united. Arsenal have enjoyed a recent transition with the arrival of thierry henry. I am of the arguement a win for arsenal would reduce Manchester united's monopoly, and correcting the 8.2 humiliation would be healthy for the premier league enlightening the nuetrals arsenal are making headway.

Wouldn't it be healthy for other clubs if arsenal beat Manchester united today? In so doing other teams on the fringes of relegation would no longer be rapt in awe looking up at the god fathers Manchester united.

First published 22nd January 2012.

Another day wise:

Referencing britney spears source yahoo. It is understood her former body guard fernando flores is to release a smeared and lip glossed book charting miss spears sexual have's and have nots?

Britney you are not breaking any applicable laws. Ensure all your staff are contracted to a non-disclosure agreement with no out clause when you part company with an employee.

Your rights to privacy should be respected. It is not the dear readers or the world's business what you do in your downtime.

Case in point Madonna has had no such problem putting a fat smile on the medias faces.

Besides whoever wants to read this spittle clearly writes a Ricky lake fanzine.

Publish the book yourself miss spears or let the whole thing swan over the media for a brief limited moment.

I don't even entertain the notion there has even been any substance abuse. Absolute rubbish.

Good luck with your wedding to Jason trawick, you deserve happiness even if otherly's want to retch all over this for you...

First published by Michael sincerely 22.1.12 all rights reserved...

Reaction to the £33 billion:

Good evening blighty I have the whereabouts of the £33 billion we are tethering to the new super network.

The location is Mr Cameron's shed. Ailing humour to one side is there any need for a transport network?

Aren't we in a recession? Isn't the queen anticipating the arrival of a £70 million pound yacht? £33 billion pounds should be spent elsewhere.

How about affordable homes for low income families?

A refurbished nhs ensuring patients are given critical care much sooner?

An intuitive back to works program helping the unemployed do something worthwhile. Not being referred to a job centre plus agent looking down with a financial advisors sharky toothed grin from behind her desk.

And how about meals on wheels being freely distributed to all elderly residents aged 80 and above?

I must credit my father in-law for this one.

We don't need another cursed network blighting British counyrysides; whatever will the corgies say?

First published on Michael castle's face book page all rights reserved...

A serious misdirection:

I am of the opinion the striken Costa condordia should be secured with heavy chains affixed to tug boats anchored to the sea bed.

This will help maintain the striken vessel is kept afloat in rough weather, allowing crews to recover more survivors.

It shouldn't need the insurgency of the American justice system to enforce penalties for the level of this unfortunate tragedy either.

America's efforts should be acquiring how the needless conflict in afganistan can be corrected?

First published 22.1.12 all rights reserved...

dear daily politics 19th january 2012.

Would anyone care to humour me to what has happened to the previous titles for the daily politics? Jo coburn and Andrew? are are both established presenters. Why have you replaced the jolly music and the open university advert with a quiz show meddling? Can anyone comment?

reformat the buzz 19th january 2012.

Has anyone noticed never mind the buzz cocks has lost its lustre? The show first commissioned by the BBC to slug out for ratings started mark lemar's tenure with the bbc, having previously been watered down on the show the word.

Sometimes lemar crossed the line as American dad has been known to do in a series that has come long after mark lemar had parted company with the show.

No relevance to lemar then?

However, constructively how do you re-gig a format that is flagging? Let rhod Gilbert chair the show, pay the man what he wants securing him for a multiple series run.

Replace Noel fielding with Russell brand shoeing fielding to the void the mighty boosh.

Replace Phil Jupiter-puss with micky flannigan or even Sarah milican, both would muffle the shows rancid drying up format.

Respectively Phil Jupiter-puss is suited to qi. He revels in being lord fry's comrade a benign man we all admire.

And whatever happened to the sexy woman guest panelists? Never mind the buzz cocks is giving the show fabricated pop stars spewed forth from x-factors revolving door.

Their audience mournful the artists have been auto-tuned.

Let the show be enlivened with bands performing the songs with the panelists conferring. Wouldn't you agree it is much more invigorating format?

(C)2012 Michael sincerely...

barcelona.real madrid 18th january 2012.

Real Madrid 1 Barcelona 2. Ronaldo's proving a sterling investment. A goal scoring tally surely besting his performance in a man utd shirt. Jose won't be alarmed barca are taking the away goal margin too seriously.

Forever the architect and learning from every game Jose will be like a pig with a truffle for the return leg in camp nou.

One sheriffs eye on retaining the cup, one quick silvers eye on humbling Barcelona. We forget what happened when Jose helmed inter Milan. Jose helped inter Milan mitigate Barcelona's attack. It was joyful to watch importantly because Barcelona had engineered an inter Milan's player's dismissal.

Inter Milan was resolute the tide humbling all before them. Are we about to see lightning hit camp nou secondary?


(C)2012 Michael sincerely...

ethics and conduct of today's footballers 17th january 2012.

It would seem tevez is headed to inter Milan I hope he finds solace at his new club. He has certainly tea bagged Manchester city alledgely refusing to play and he has shown agents and today's players are more akin to dictatorships than their genuine love of the game.

Good luck to him....

(C)2012 Michael sincerely

the bdo final 15th january 2012.

The silver back bruised, subdued was at times being turned into an orangutan by the dutch man kist.

Sparked into life tony o shea put in a barn storming performance. It was very nearly a beaten finalist returning from the interval to claim victory.

Wayward darts and unlucky bounces the silver back had simply given all he could.

Kist hit the 180's when it mattered, belittling the silver backs fleeting resistence he was usurped loosing 7 sets to 4. An admirable fight by the silver back and a proud, proud moment for the lakeside and all nuetrals alike....

(C)2012 Michael sincerely.

football synergy.5th january 2011

If the gods of Olympias were chairing football they would've been emboldened.

Manchester united 2 blackburn 3.

Chelsea 1 Aston villa 3.

Newcastle united 3 Manchester united 0.

And the gods of Olympias would be smiling again Manchester uniteds monopoly over the premier league is threatened.